Bishopsfinger 11:49 Tue Jun 8
Worst houseguest
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What the worst houseguest experience you’ve had?
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eusebiovic
3:42 Sun Jun 13
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People are generally disgusting... including housemates.
I went on holiday for 3 weeks once and when I got back every single bit of crockery, cutlery and glass was splayed out on the worktop - not a single item had been washed since I left. In the middle of summer. It was a bit ripe.
Lazy fuckers. Then I went upstairs and the bath/shower hadn't been touched for 3 weeks either.
I called them a pair of cunts and left a couple of months later.
Cunts
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Kaiser Zoso
1:00 Fri Jun 11
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PwoperNaughtyButNot 7:02 Wed Jun 9
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Geezers missus dumped on the floor - he pretended he did it to hide her blushes.
YOU WHAT?
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bigfrank
2:05 Fri Jun 11
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C#nt 😂😂ðŸ‘ðŸ»âš’
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chim chim cha boo
2:03 Fri Jun 11
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See?
I've even got the left wing views.
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bigfrank
1:59 Fri Jun 11
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Anyone with left wing views
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chim chim cha boo
1:58 Fri Jun 11
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Me by a country mile.
Shamefully I've disgraced myself on SO many occasions.
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Hammer-ed
11:55 Thu Jun 10
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Any Freeloading Cunt!
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scouse kid
8:34 Wed Jun 9
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Had this Rasta stay with me
Wouldn't stop whispering through the letter boxes of my neighbours
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Aalborg Hammer
8:03 Wed Jun 9
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Our company played the Paris office at football and the after match party went very well.The bloke that stayed with us was particularly the worse for wear and we put him to bed in the spare room .
He left the next day after breakfast with thank yous to my Mum and handshakes all round
A week later she went looking for a fresh towel in the bedside cabinet in his room and found he'd opened the towel , thrown up and shut it again...Mother was delighted
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
7:02 Wed Jun 9
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Geezers missus dumped on the floor - he pretended he did it to hide her blushes.
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riosleftsock
6:41 Wed Jun 9
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Moncurs Putting Iron 5:01 Wed Jun 9
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
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icwhs
6:35 Wed Jun 9
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Every cunt who wants to sleep over
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SecondOpinion
6:12 Wed Jun 9
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You're not the middle man are you?
From what I have on this thread
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Moncurs Putting Iron
6:02 Wed Jun 9
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No but my sister in law has...
...You could cut out the middle man.
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SecondOpinion
5:58 Wed Jun 9
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You have a spare room MPI?
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Moncurs Putting Iron
5:50 Wed Jun 9
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Worst housemate Second Opinion the serial girlfriend fucker.
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SecondOpinion
5:48 Wed Jun 9
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If lodgers count
1. Lodger lost his key so he smashed a window to get entry and then claimed the house had been burgled, so I fucked his girlfriend
2. Another lodger found my checkbook and wrote a cheque out to CASH for £400 and had a great night out on my expense, so I fucked his girlfriend
3. Yet another lodger had a car accident and ended up in hospital and begged me to keep his room saying he would pay the rent, but after two months he changed his mind and didn't pay up, so I fucked his girlfriend
4. And indeed, yet another lodger was taking coke in the house, so I warned him I would grass him up, but he left leaving the coke behind, so I got stoned and fucked his girlfriend
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Lee Trundle
5:42 Wed Jun 9
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Fifth Column = bruuuno's neighbour
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Fifth Column
5:35 Wed Jun 9
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Actually I meant topless, not naked, still I wasn't complaining
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Fifth Column
5:34 Wed Jun 9
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Next door neighbours about a decade ago... house was rented by a Brazilian woman who then sub letted to other Brazilians - I think everyone except the woman had overstayed on their visas.
The many young women in the house would sunbathe naked in the garden when it was warm. They were good housemates from my perspective.
They all got carted off by immigration police one day. About two days later a whole new load moved in.
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